#umbrella academy incorrect quotes
klaus: you need to remember to love yourself.
ben: but don’t you hate yourself?
klaus: yes but this is about you, stay focused.
klaus: *gets pulled over by a cop*
klaus: officer, i’m colorblind. i didn’t know it was a red light.
cop: okay, but you stole this car.
dave: i need you
klaus: for?
dave: -ever.
klaus: *voice cracking* oH.